oakville

oakville
1. (Oakville) (905↑, 358↓)
Everyone who lives here refers to Oakville as a bubble, but in reality, they're all just in denial that they make up this so called bubble. Most of the girls here are obsessed with the OC, and Abercrombie and Fitch. The boys are obsessed with poker, and pretending that they don't watch the OC.

Oakville kid: "Mommy\! I spilt my starbucks coffee in the lexus." Mother: "Than take the other other Lexus."

2. (Oakville) (807↑, 284↓)
Oakville is a great suburban community located on Lake Ontario. Many people look at Oakville with extreme jealousy, for example, citizens of the crappy little town of Mississauga. Mississaugians think Oakville is perfect and would love to live there, but are too jealous to realize it. People like these jealous Mississaugians have no lives, and spend their days trying to insult Oakvillians on UrbanDictionary.com, while Oakvillians are our having fun in the town. It is true that Oakville is one of the richest towns in the world, because many businessmen who work in Toronto are located in Oakville, and also because of the Ford plant, which is a huge source for jobs. Because of this, Oakvillians make much more money than other Canadians because they work hard. Anyone who agrees with this article will give it a thumbs up. And anyone who gives it a thumbs down is admitting they are a very jealous person and in fact wish they lived in Oakville themselves.

Mississauga Kid 1: Dam, I wishez I lved in Oakvlle. Theyz lyk so cool ands uch. Mississauga Kid 2: Ya me 2 man, they gotz lyk nic ecars and ar better thanu s. Oakville Kid: Dudes, Learn to fucking spell, then get a job and earn some money.

3. (Oakville) (538↑, 133↓)
Top 30 reasons You know you're from [Oakville] when... 1. You have drunken stories about drinking in a park 2. You think it should be called Jokeville, or Tokeville or Cokeville 3. You will hang out til 4am at any place that is open 24 hours: Subway, Coffee Time, Tim Horton's, 7-11, or if nothing's open, pretty much anywhere in Bronte 3. Almost all of your friends, at one point or another, have worked at McDonalds, Wendy's or Tim Horton's 4. You can find people you went to school with at Sharkeys every Friday, or Big Bucks every Tuesday 5. You have to pass at least six Tim Horton's just to get to school 6. You never knew Oakville had a city hall 7. You constantly get stuck behind old people going 40 km down Lakeshore 8. You've met Donovan Bailey multiple times and you think he's a dickhead 9. You think there IS a difference between people depending on whether they're from Glen Abbey, Iroquois, South East Oakville or Bronte 10. No matter how much it sucked, every summer you'd go to the Waterfront Festival 11. You ever had your photograph in the Oakville Beaver 12. You remember seeing cheap movies at Encore Cinema off Kerr or the Playhouse on Lakeshore 13. You remember when Trafalgar Village Mall actually had stores in it 14. You remember when hanging out at Oakville Place was cool 15. You have an image for every high school: QE Park - not so bright kids; Blakelock - dirty, dirty Blakelock; Appleby - snob central; OT and Iroquois - since when do schools look like malls?; St. Mildreds – sluts who steal all the good boys; Loyola, St.Thomas - nice fucking uniforms guys\!; General Wolfe - dumb asses, White Oaks - who the fuck goes there? 16. You hung out at Maple Grove plaza or Oakville Town Center when you were in grade 9 17. Some of the funnest moments of your life are running from cops after a bush party through the ravines 18. 'Downtown' meant Starbucks, White Oak for the greasy spoon goodness, Whats the Scoop for desert or the Kings Arms for beers 19. Part of your Christmas ritual involves driving by the house where they filmed "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen 20. You've ever bought pot from a Wendy's/Tim Horton's drive thru 21. You're perplexed as to why the Blockbuster Video/Coffee Time parking lot on Trafalgar is such a gino hotspot 22. You played hockey at Maple Grove Arena 23. You tried to find the Olsen twins in the summer 24. The people who live next door to you own either a BMW, a Mercedes or a Lexus (most likely one of each) 25. You have “slutted” people from your friend’s car along the Lakeshore 26. You have been drunk in Sobeys…. more than once. 27. To you the “ghetto” means Kerr Street 28. You used to go to Midnight Madness with your parents, now you go with your friends…drunk. 29. You’ve seen someone in grade school carrying a Louis Vuitton purse and the ..1 give away that you're from [Oakville]... You've used the word '[CHATE]' in a sentence

Oakville kid 1: yo you going to shane's house party tonight or jessie's? Oakville kid 2: i think i might just go to both Oakville kid 1: you taken the benz? Oakville kid 2: nah Im going in style....H2 stylee

4. (Oakville) (524↑, 320↓)
Oakville is an awesome town that houses some of the coolest and also richest people in Canada. I'm sorry to hear that everyone enjoys writing definitions that contain incredible jealousy. You really don't know oakville kids and you're simply jealous of their good fortune, therefore you act like complete ignorant fools and insult us. Maybe if you took time out of your "horrible lives" you could get to know us. Also, if it wasn't for the tax payers of Oakville I seriously doubt that you'd be receiving your welfare checks each month.

Mississauga kid: f***ing oakville kids live in a big bubble Oakville kid: get a job you dirty binder and stop critisizing us because your jealous of our parent's money Mississauga kid: yo dog you got beef, youz a hater Oakville kid: learn how to talk or get out of my country, I'm ashamed I pay taxes to keep you in school

5. (Oakville) (301↑, 200↓)
A town in southern Ontario just outside of Toronto bordering Mississauga. One of the richest towns in Canada. The Oakville 'ghetto' is Kerr Street a street which is no whwere close to being low income. The town consists of: * wanna-be-think-they-are-hard-wigger white boys. * Abercrombie/A & F white boy and girl all american wannabes. * House parties every weekend The most common word is [chate]

teacher: today is the last day of class and we have a one page essay to write student: "THATS CHATE MISS" oakvillian: "chate chate chate chate chate"

6. (Oakville) (251↑, 191↓)
See Oakville Also known as jokeville, Cokeville, smokeville, tokeville, oaktown, o town, o dizzle, civ

YO BOI, we need to seriously hit up the oaktown

7. (oakville) (104↑, 49↓)
oakville is a suburban town located in ontario canada. it is really cool. there is a large population of teenagers here and they all like to shop at american eagle, hollister, and abercrombie and fitch. lacoste shirts are abundent. many watch the oc, laguna beach, greys anatomy and mtv in general. the boys are mostly goodlooking. not everyone is preppy however, there are also many skateboarders who are quite cool. and stoners as well. there are parties every weekend, drinking and getting high is not uncommon, however we arent a dirty-addicted to drugs town. cliques are common however you are still able to find some people who beneath all of the oakville idea have real personalities. the high schools here are cool. oakville trafalger- hot musicians and skaters abbey park- hot athletic preppy guys, a few good skaters white oaks- we dont know loyola- gangsters iroquois- just..normal teenagers blakelock- used to be rival to qep. also, people think chate comes from here but some people...actually dont know what that means so we dont know about that. ALSO. there are many people who try to be gangsters however they are really stupid and people hate them...especially when they are white. and try be all g unit

hey we live in oakville..we are pretty nice

8. (Oakville) (161↑, 118↓)
One of the richest cities in Canada, and most of us are really goddamn naive. SOME kids are all like "Yo biatch I don't take no shit fom yoo\!" I tell those kids to get a life. No one really fights in OAkville. OAkville is a Suburbian area. We don't own yachts. HELL, I DON'T EVEN GET ALLOWANCE\! We get a better education, we don't use guns, almost no one get murdered.

Missasauga Kid: Hey rich boi, don't go steppin' in mah city\! Me (oakville kid): GO fuck your self, you ghetto scumbag. Missasauga Kid: Don't be hatin\! Me (oakville kid): Actually, considering the fact that you are WHITE, I'm not "Hatin", also, I'm not rich.

9. (Oakville) (49↑, 10↓)
Oakville is not some alternate universe of white, beautiful people sipping daiquiris by the poolside. The majority of people don't make six-figure incomes. There's the occasional Louis Vuitton bag or Lexus in the school parking lot but it's not extremely common. It's not like on Gossip Girl or the OC, anyone who thinks that needs a reality check. Because the real estate is so expensive, many of the houses and properties are smaller, with the exception of the people who live right by the lake. Some people are even (OH NO\!) on finical assistance. The population is principally white but it's not like we grab the pitchforks every time we see someone of another race. It's a pretty boring place to live, so most teenagers just sit and talk or do drugs (which are of a pretty decent caliber). There are some pretty sizable douche bags but there are also some genuinely chill people.

Missisauga Kid: YO OAKVILLE KIDS ARE SOFT\! BUNCH OF FAAAGS\! Oakville Kid: AT LEAST I'M LITERATE\! HAVE FUN LIVING IN YOUR BOX\! Me: Chill the fuck out, this is urbandictionary.com, you both sound like fucking morons.

10. (oakville) (85↑, 47↓)
Oakville is a town in southern Ontario. It has more millionars per square capita then anywhere else in the world. The reason for this is that Ford motors Canadian head quaters is in Oakville, thus, making the land more expensive to live on because more jobs get pumped out there. This is also why "the heights" was started as homing for the workers. There are also more rich folk because people get hired into high position jobs in toronto and get placed in oakville. not everybody is rich in oakville and it is ignorant to beleive so. A lot of people are and good for them, good for the kids they will grow up with a more then anybody for it but I am not angry. I do live in Oakville but I have never lived in a big house, yet, i am extremley fortunate to live in oakville, espically after many financel scares.

....oakville, it is a good place to live i guess.

11. (Oakville) (55↑, 27↓)
A town nearby to Toronto. Oakville houses the rich families of the GTA and has the recognition of being the richest town in Canada. Contrary to popular belief, Oakville is not filled with stereotypes and is home to regular people. Granted, these regular people have parents who actually worked in College and University instead of smoking dope or messing around during their high school and university life. To set the record straight: 1. Never has anyone said "[Chate]" in my presence. 2. Yes, people here watch The O.C. so do people in Toronto, Mississauga, Brampton and Hamilton. 3. Some of the girls here do look like Abercrombie and Fitch commercials; others however look like they belong in a Good Charlotte music video. 4. There is a drug problem in Oakville. There is a drug problem in Mississauga as well. 5. The entire friggin continent plays poker, we just play for money. 6. We have house parties. You're not invited. 7. Yes, we drive nice cars. This relates back to my point, people in Oakville actually worked for their money and worked hard. 8. Oakville is not stereotypical "Richtown". While the people here do have more money than you will ever see, we are not more shallow or have more wiggers here than anywhere else in Southern Ontario. In fact, we have less wiggers per square kilometer than any other Southern Ontario town. 9. We don't have more than one Lexus. That would be a waste of money, we diversify. Lexus, Porsche, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and SUVs are all prevalent among families in Oakville. 10. Kids in Oakville are more likely to end up going to a decent University, getting a decent job and paying for your welfare checks than they are to live in their parents basements until they are thirty. Get your facts straight. So, to all the people out in Mississauga, Brampton, Hamilton and wherever else you might be, come to Oakville and see how it really is before you assume that because we have money, we have to be discriminated against.

Missisauga kid: Man, I wish I lived in Oakville, but I don't, so I'll just diss it and pretend I'm glad I don't live there. Oakville kid: Shut up and get a life.

12. (oakville) (57↑, 37↓)
Oakville is the biggest small town in the world. Kevin Bacon has 6 degrees of separation, well Oakville has 2. If you are from Oakville and you meet someone who knows another person from Oakville, either you know that Oakvillian, or one of your friends does. This can be most widely seen at University, especially in Ontario, but with exceptions for out of province Universities like McGill, Dalhousie, and UBC.

Non-Oakvillian: "you're from Oakville? do you know Scotty?" Oakvillian: "Hellllll ya we went to Iroquois together\! That guy is insannnnnnne, he just had a party last week\!"

13. (Oakville) (67↑, 52↓)
Oakville is right on Lake Ontario in Ontario, Canada. My teachers tell me that we live in a bubble and that we don't know what the "real" world is like, but this is the world and this is real, just because we haven't expierenced a troubled neighborhood doesn't mean we aren't living in a reality. This is my life, and this is where i live. I'm well off and so is practically everyone else here. I only moved here 2 years ago from B.C. and yet I feel safer and I feel as if this is a good place to be. When we first moved here we lived in Missisauga waiting for our house to be moved out of, and to tell you the truth, it ins't much different besides a different area code, a larger population and fewer rich people. It doesn't make it any worse. Alot of people on here define Oakville as a place of ignorance and discriminating against poorer people. I dont do that, my friends don't do that, and my friends friends don't do that, so who exactly is doing it? Oakville is just a good place to be, where people who work hard are able to buy a house in a nice middle class safe community. I don't exactly know why people are "hatin'" us, or why they think that we are "hatin'" on them. We're lucky to live in this community and we appreciate it, we don't rub it in peoples faces. This is my life, this is where I live, I hope that my life is part of the "real" world, and I hope that you understand my defenition.

Dundas Road .. where on one side it is Oakville and the on the other side it is Missisauga Oakville Kid - Let's go to Famous Players Oakville Kid's Friend - Sure Missisauga Kid - Let's go to Best Buy Missisauga Kid's Friend - Sure Can you tell if your which side of Dundas your from?

14. (oakville) (32↑, 24↓)
yeah yeah .. Oakville is a rich town .. we all know that, but its really jsut the downtown area, i mean yeah there are a few complexes in upper Oakville with huge hosues, but there really not as big as you think. I dont understand why there is such a rivalry going on between Oakville and Mississauga, theres rich people in mississauga too. I used to live in Mississauga and now live in Oakville, to tell you the truth its jsut as muh fun over there as it is here.

A party is a party, its jsut as much fun in mississauga and it is in Oakville

15. (Oakville) (163↑, 155↓)
A town in Southern Ontario where all the upper class take their Mercedes Benz's to so they don't have to look out their window and see the filth that lives in Mississauga. Contrary to popular belief, no one in Oakville says 'chate' except for those who attend the high school Iriquois Ridge, which really isn't even a part of Oakville. The richest in Oakville go to Oakville Trafalgar High School and Appleby College, and the average student at these institutions can buy the average Mississauga house by the age of 9.

Mississauga Kid- Oakville is gay\! Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.

16. (Oakville) (9↑, 4↓)
A wealthy suburb just outside of Toronto bordering Lake Ontario. People from Oakville are held to many stereotypes, but contrary to popular belief we don't all sit at home watching The OC drinking Starbucks complaining about our Lexus'. Maybe we did watch The OC- when we were 13- but don't tell me people who aren't from Oakville didn't either. Starbucks is a coffee franchise- Sue me if I like my frappuccinos. And yes, maybe nice cars do cruise down Lakeshore- I'm sure there's plenty in other towns too. Just like how there's mansions, potheads and snobs in other towns as well. While it is true that Oakville is the wealthiest town in Canada, it is not true that we’re all rich snobs. The richest part of Oakville is by the lake where wealthy business men tear down old houses and use the land to build mansions. The rest of Oakville is filled with fairly new average/large size houses inhabited by good people. While it is also true many in Oakville smoke weed and say words like "chate" and "krawk" we’re filled with fairly well educated people. Not all of us are well off, but a good majority are. Oakville's residents consist of the rich, the elderly, and families with teenagers. We are all largely stereotyped by residents of Mississauga. Although some of us may fit the stereotypes in question, a majority of us don't and people from outside of town should get to know us before they diss our beautiful home. Hate Oakville? Take a walk along Bronte by the lake and then get back to me.

Oakville kid: My Mom's being so chate right now..; Oakville kid: I got accepted in to Western\!; Mississauga kid: Man I hate Oakville. Its because I'm jealous that they're so awesome over there.; Oakville Kid: Hey let's chill later Missisauga Kid: Yeah\! Those stupid stereotypes. You're cool.; Long time Oakville resident: I'm glad I live in Oakville, its a beautiful town; Oakville kid: Let's go get Starbucks in the Lexus. ; Oakville kid: You up for some Tim Horton's? We can ride our bikes there; Oakville kid: Man, these stereotypes sure are chate.

Author: Live.Love.Oakville. http://oakville.urbanup.com/5063293
17. (Oakville) (11↑, 22↓)
Fuck yourself, Oakville sucks

Person 1: Hey man, do you want to go to Oakville? Person 2: Fuck yourself, Oakville sucks.

18. (Oakville) (22↑, 34↓)
A bubble in the province of Ontario. Where rich kids have little to do so they turn to drugs and bush parties. Teens make up slang like CHATE and CRUNK so that they can use them in everyday situations and appear to be smarter and cooler. Kids tend to copy and almost 'reproduce' the lives of characters on popular tv shows. Oakville is a city where the rich get richer, and they call Kerr street the ghetto, (where really living there is probably nicer than alot of cities) Major Districts of Oakville are; Lakeshore - people who can afford to live in gigantic mansions that overlook the lake, Glen Abbey - the rich suberb/community where teens get drunk in the ravine, and Bronte - the harborside community which is laced with cornershops which reflects older cities. Oakville is a city where everyone copies the OC and emo kids roam the street complaining abouyt their perfect lives. Boy, i love living here\!

emo kid: My mom wouldn't give me the key to the ferari so i had to take the BMW to AMC. My 'rents are so CHATE\! Bun life. My Oakville life is so unfair.

19. (Oakville) (12↑, 25↓)
An upperclass neighbourhood reflected in luxury cars, nice houses and expensive clothing. Its not a crime to spend money, if your family has money to burn. We're just raised better.

Oakville Kid 1 - My family paid over $200,000 in taxes last year Oakville Kid 2 - I know what you mean, but we love Oakville Oakville Kid 1 - Yeah man, tru.

Author: Oakville Kid 12 http://oakville.urbanup.com/2681559
20. (Oakville) (28↑, 42↓)
Oakville is a rich, mid-upper class town with a ghetto that is really lower-mid class...kerr street is a disgrace of a ghetto. just recently the head-shop closed down there, how sad. One aspect that sets apart Oakville from the rest of the surrounding GTA and Hamilton is the quality of cannabis that flows through there. Oakvillians are known for their stronger than average, aroma-rich, kind buds. Sure some are money hungry and produce commercially (boo)...but there are many skilled informal horticulturalists that produce impressive product. sadly enough many grow ops have been taken down here, a real tragedy. so big up to oakville in that respect. otherwise...oakville is boring, the florida-retirement-central of canada, and full of black kids that wanna be white, and white kids that wanna be black. the rest of the white kids are preppy pretty boys, with a minority of down-to-earth, sensible skater types. although there lies some nice female talent in oakville, their heads are hollow and their purses are worth more than my 1990 toyota camry. get me out of this jokeville town, that's really a city but they want to stay a town so they don't get any strip clubs opening up. nuff said.

Rich white house wife to landscaper: you, grunt, there are 5 leaves on my tennis court, clean them up, now. Guy who owns Microsoft Canada and builds a $25 million dollar house on the lakeshore in rich east oakville's wife: HONEY, i'm allergic to the new carpets and furniture Microsoft Canada Guy: It's okay honey, we'll just sell this and build a new house. Rich Oakville Girl: Daddy, i don't like the colour of my mercedes anymore. Daddy: It's okay honey, just drive my bentley until I buy you a new mercedes, fully loaded with your favourite colour tonight.

21. (oakville) (30↑, 46↓)
A town in the southern part of oakville. They are often thought as the rich, snobby, o.c wanna bes by people who do not know anyone from there. But if you actully lived there (like me) i had no rich friends, no one had a lexus except me\! and people arent as snobby as you think so shut up and stop dissing oakville you stupid canadians\! oh and i have never heard the word chate used. i hate oakville but for reasons no one has listed in all these stupid articles. So you wanna actully make fun of oakville try living there for a year then go ahead. oakville teens are all potheads, emos, sluts, "o.c", or smart kids who are addicted to myspace and shop at american eagle and carry to big lulu lemon bags around school. They make fun of the USA and Bush. They go to bush and house parties. They also play rugby

Person 1: What did you do last nigh? Person 2: well i had rugby practice last night\! oakville is boring

22. (oakville) (91↑, 107↓)
As someone who is from Oakville, it is hard to say good things in support of this town because the things many people stereotype oakville for being are entirely true. Chate is a commonly used word, people love the OC, people drive nice cars, there are princesses galore, and yes there is more ignorance then white blondes. This town is a prime example of everything that is wrong with our society because the young men and women it produces do not have any idea what the real world is like. No one see's poverty, violence, or crime behind their hightech security systems in their air conditioned houses. Common sense left oakville 20 years ago and in its place are people who are truely ugly on the inside. I will openly admit that I live in here oakville but I always ask not to be judged because of it. Not everyone who lives here gets rich and marries a stepford wife, but many do, and the ones who dont usually end up a lot happier. So... if I had to define oakville I would say it is the most superficial place on earth... no offense to my fellow oakvillians.

The place where the only crime the police have to worry about is breaking up high school parties on the weekend is oakville. Im serious, that's it.

23. (oakville) (16↑, 35↓)
Home of would-bes, has-beens, and general know-nothing-know-it-alls. Nothing really distinguishes Oakville from any other small suburb outside Toronto except the fact that it is generally regarded as one of the wealthiest towns in Canada. Big deal. Who really gives a shit where you're from. So why all the fighting guys? Can't we just all get along? Don't be a slave to the fatal suburban coma. Expand.

Joker: Oakville what\!\! Batman: Unbelievable. Robin: Holy Crap Batman\! Joker's representin'\! Batman: No Robin. He's simply under the 'suburban spell'. He'll be dead from boredom in no time, just wait. Joker: Chate\!\!\!

24. (Oakville) (27↑, 46↓)
ok so many of you people think oakville is rich. not really. i live in oakville and its not as rich as you people make it out to be. yes, we do say "chate", but only the guyes do. but for the record, i drive a 1992 Dodge Caravan, yes a caravan. i do not own a mercedes. If anyone has been to Kerr street, it is a ghetto. The only REALLY rich people live in Fairway Hills, where there are freaking mansions. i live in an average sized home. not a mansion. i dont have a louis vutton purse, (i bought mine at sears) or a cell phone. i dont get an allowance. i earn my money by working\! I I'll bet that we have just as many house parties as mississauga or burlington does. please stop sterotyping us.

ex. oakville is not as "chate" as you think.

25. (Oakville) (17↑, 37↓)
Home of some of the biggest punks, thieves and liars in the world. If you call working hard being a white collar criminal(which most of you are), Then you are in the hardest working town in Ontario.Oakville used to be good until about 2001, thats when all the sprawl and dumb rich kids moved in. Now it also full of wannbes and never has beens, especially north of Upper Middle. I know all this because I live here.

Oakville kid : I wanna be rich like Conrad Black someday\! Toronto kid: (rolls eyes) OK.

Author: oakville blows chunks http://oakville.urbanup.com/3720552
26. (Oakville) (8↑, 30↓)
Oakville is full of white RICH skater fags that are soft as hell. There is absolutely no diversity in oakville...If there are any "black" people to be seen they are all corrupted into being skaters. Now some people that are new to oakville..like people from Mississauga and Toronto are the HARDEST people in the whole of oakville. These certain people have lived in a real world and realize how fucking boring oakville is. Now for those of you who do not know what the word "Hard" and "bitch" means...Please look it up...I tried to make this definition as Oakvillish as possible. Hope you had a good laugh :D

oakville person: Hey dude lets go skate Sauga person: nah FUCK THAT PUSSY.

27. (oakville) (50↑, 72↓)
Oakville, What isnt there to say Drugs, Money, beautiful people\! ...Parties all the time, House parties..Usually some sort of fee...For the kegger.. The fashion there, almost every girl has to have a Louis Vuitton or Burberry. ( who wouldnt want that).. Gucci and Prada, Verry adored words. WE love the oc, and We love expensive nice cars. we drink coffe at starbucks, or Vinnies. theres a hopedale crew, and a Bronte crew. Long live the CREWS. lol\!\!\!\!\!\! ..There is no real ghetto in oakville,Maybe one street of welfare..But we dont interact with them..LOL

"Hey, what kegger should we go to?" "OMG its O.C tonight\!\! whos coming? (everyone)" "Mom, Can I take the benz, or am i stuck with the Jag?" "My house can only hold 300 people, damnit" "yo, jigga wudddddup?" "Meet me at hopedale, At timmies" "Oakville succcckkss"

Author: Mikey J all tha way http://oakville.urbanup.com/1508332
28. (Oakville) (84↑, 107↓)
A Southern town in Ontario...in which the Oakvillian's like to go to parties and chill with their friends. But of course, Mississaugan's and other cities love to make fun of Oakville for entertainment because they litterally have nothing else to do in their little ghettos. Some of the things one might hear about O-Town is: They're all rich, snobby people who get everything they want....well if we got what we wanted all the time, we wouldn't have jealous, welfare people beside us now would we? And OF COURSE we must not forget that everyone LOVES the OC....only 13 year olds like the OC...oh...and ambercrombie...no no...we all prefer gucci, prada, and especially louis vuittion....that was a joke...we shop at the same damn places as the rest of you\! Garage...Bluenotes...etc...and if you come into oakville, sure you might see tons of Benz's and Lincoln's...but honestly...it's a friggin car\!\!\!...it's not our fault if you people can only afford the toilets on wheels for transport\!...but i guess that's our fault because it's not like we help ya'll with your welfare.....OOPS I GUESS WE DO\!\! oh..and another thing...NO ONE i mean NO ONE in O-Town says [chate], that is the stupidest word my eyes have ever read\! Oh...and i forgot...yes, to live in oakville, you usually need to be somewhat wealthy because the demand to live here is growing because it's COOL\!, so ya, we can afford great houses with roofs that don't leak, and that arent infested with things that crawl...why? because our PARENTS bought the house...and didnt wanna be classified as poor people if they lived in mississauga....just stating the facts...but...Oakville..tons of stuff to do...hot people...and we've got some jealous haters who have nothing else to do in their boxes on the coners of streets...

Mississaugian:: You Jokevillians think you're SoOOOO rich... Oakvillian:: Well...compared to you i guess most would Mississaugian:: F00\! Why ya say dat?\!?\! Oakvillian::..Your house is a flippin box\!\!\! Mississaugian:: Well...at least i drive a Neon\! Oakvillian: Because of our parent's taxes going towards your welfare Mississaugian:: Dannggg, dat's tru but...uh...at least we have stuff to do here\! Oakvillian:: Really...like go to your Let's make fun of Oakville meetings? Or spraypaint their signs? Yes, because Oakville doesnt do that..they go to parties and chill with their friends..DANG BIATCH WHO GOT TOLD NOW?\!?\!?

29. (Oakville) (62↑, 85↓)
A town in southern Ontario bordering Mississauga and Burlington. East Oakville is filled with rich people. Among the youth, most people are as fake as the people on The OC, a show which is adored. We have the tendency to turn stupid things into giant soap operas. Filled with shallow, insincere backstabbers who sit back as others try to suck up to them to gain a false sense of friendship. Many people are simply used as an access to booze and house parties. Those who are different are popularized as freakshows. The few nice people who can fit in with anyone are hard to come by, but they make up for everything.

Maybe I'll move to Burlington, cos if I hear someone say "chate" ever again, the newspapers will have some grizzly news. Oakville can be great fun, or it can be terrible. Don't believe me? Sit back and watch how people are treated here.

30. (Oakville) (10↑, 34↓)
Pussies that think just cuz they're rich little bitches that they can handle shit. When in reality everyone one in a NORMAL area such as Mississauga and Toronto and any where other then oakville..Knows that they can shove their skate boards up their asses any day. So unless you faggets wanna make something of this then reach sauga...and act all oakvillish...you'll see how much fun you'll have...OH and bring your lexus too...It'll look sick in a new paint job :D

oakville pussies

31. (OAKVILLE) (13↑, 38↓)
Most fucked up pussiest place in the world. Filled with white fucking "hollister" faggets

Oakville fagget: Im so gangster with my sk8board Sauga PERSON: yo...your a fucking fag Oakville fagget: Wanna fight me you looser Mississauga PERSON: Shut the fuck up.. Oakville fagget: Geez...don't be so mean

32. (Oakville) (24↑, 52↓)
a town/city that is filled with lots of cokeheads- they all have loads of $$ and dont have anything better to do...there are lots of stay at home moms and rich housewives that mooch off of their husbands...everybody gets everything...there are never money issues within anybody's home...fights between people include no weapons whatsoever- there are lots of wannabe models - everybody has louis vuitoon gucci prada...entertainment is usually house parties in massive homes...unlike people in mississauga who get stoned in people's small shity garages...- our taxes are welfare for the ppl in mississauga- the guys here are obssessed with the slutty burlington girls ...our education is tougher but better. our life does not revolve around stupid mmto and t dot wire bullshit and club108 is dirt ... and yea...everybody is obssessed with the OC and guys love poker.the ghetto here is kerr street which is nowhere close to the ghettos of mississauga which are basically dumps...the buses here suck but it doesnt matter because everybody has their nice cars...the guys here look older and more mature and hotter unlike the imature guys from mississauga...overall....life in oakville is a lot better if you could afford it.oakville consists of bush parties every night over the summer...everybodys got pools, hot tubs and awesome basements overall, there is less violence, more perfection, more success, and more fun. it is a successful way to run away from that filth that lives down in mississauga

guy 1: yo man im madd bored guy 2: lets snort some coke and go to that bush party guy 1: truu, let me get my lexus -typical conversation that happens in Oakville on a friday night-

33. (Oakville) (59↑, 99↓)
Full of MIDDLE class people with a few upper class families thrown in the mix. Despite this fact, all or almost all citizens of Oakville consider themselves of the latter category, likely the result of some sort of superiority complex. The average house price in Oakville is approximately $300,000, comparable to the other suburbs of Toronto, with a few nice houses and rich families thrown in mostly along the lake. If you go to OT, you are not rich, otherwise you would go to Appleby, which is funny considering most kids at Appleby arn't even from Oakville\! It's time for you people to grow up and realize there are richer people and bigger houses in many other areas of Ontario like Bridal Path in Toronto, or Southern Mississauga.

People in Oakville whose parents lease a 3-series BMW and live in a 2000 square foot bungalow built in the 1970's think they rich\! Get over yourselves\! Youre pathetic\!

34. (Oakville) (63↑, 114↓)
A town just south of Toronto housing some of the richest people in Canada. Most of the girls are pompous with rich dads who buy them everything. Most of the guys drop of of university and leech off of their parents.

"Yo, Oakville's sort of boring. And daddy won't buy me a new Mercedes." "That's cool. Let's do [zoomers] and watch the OC."

35. (Oakville) (44↑, 131↓)
Oakville is a place where white kids wanna be black and black kids wanna be white. The upper class wants to be in a Abercombie commercial, and the girls are wannabee models. Not to include the "high class" twits who suck they're parents money away and will probably not move out til they are 30. Not only that but they're parents will probably have to make the downpayment. Life is rough when you come from the mean streets of oakville....right....fags

Mom: Son would you like a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich Billy: Sure Ma, that would be great. Mom: You know your 32 and unemployed maybe its time to get a job? or maybe your own place? Billy: Well mom i'm really trying to focus on beating Donky Kong this summer and going to Sharkeys Mom: Well okay, do you want animal crackers with your sandwhich Billy: Do I ever....OAKVILLE

36. (oakville) (39↑, 166↓)
a rich city with rich ppl, also filling up with "binders" it doesnt matter if we speak english or not, we are rich and taking over, ass

white boy - you brown ppl are crowding up my town brown person - kiss my ass before i slap u with my wallet

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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